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James Ward-Prowse

Canine Companion

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Centaur Forward

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football/Soccer bubbles

Football Accident.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Football

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Footballers - Niall Quinn

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'My dad's a soccer announcer.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Game of Foot-ball/Soccer,with single human foot

"Have we scored yet?"

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

'Some soccer ball, eh dad?'