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It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

Alexander Blok

Horace

'The woodpecker is extra.'

Pizza By The Slice

Vincent Discovers Impasto

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

Craft hell

James Ward-Prowse

'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'

"I spilled my last drop of 'Eau de Passion'! Fragrance really does affect your mood!"

"Tell me I didn't marry a brine snob."

The Bed Treatment

I love my clarinet

A duck on postage stamp.

Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements.

"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

"Say, Jigsaw, what have you got there?"