Puzzle Passionista T-Shirts

"Say, Jigsaw, what have you got there?"

Canine Companion

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

Horace

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

'The woodpecker is extra.'

Alexander Blok

Pizza By The Slice

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

James Ward-Prowse

Vincent Discovers Impasto

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'

I got a crossword for the lockdown

"Tell me I didn't marry a brine snob."

Jigsaw puzzle

"Forget the Great American Novel, this puzzle is now my life's work."

"I spilled my last drop of 'Eau de Passion'! Fragrance really does affect your mood!"

The Bed Treatment

I love my clarinet

Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements.

A duck on postage stamp.

"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

Man looking at "Missing" poster of a puzzle piece