Football Passionista Pillows

James Ward-Prowse

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Canine Companion

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Centaur Forward

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football Accident.

Football/Soccer bubbles

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Football

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"Have we scored yet?"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Game of Foot-ball/Soccer,with single human foot

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

'Some soccer ball, eh dad?'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"