Panel Passionista Pillows

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

'The woodpecker is extra.'

The United States of America as a house divided.

Horace

Alexander Blok

Pizza By The Slice

James Ward-Prowse

Vincent Discovers Impasto

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'

"I spilled my last drop of 'Eau de Passion'! Fragrance really does affect your mood!"

"Tell me I didn't marry a brine snob."

Alexander Armstrong.

The Bed Treatment

I love my clarinet

A duck on postage stamp.

Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements.

Romesh Ranganathan

"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.

"There's more to life than just ticking boxes!"

"Say, Jigsaw, what have you got there?"