Polar Passionista Pillows

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'California: Here I come!'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'The woodpecker is extra.'

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

Penguins Hitching on Sled

Polar Bear Play.

Horace

Alexander Blok

Pizza By The Slice

"I think it's called a puddle."

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

Eskimo finds directions board.

James Ward-Prowse

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

'Still Snow!'

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

"This is the North Pole. You want the South Pole."

"Must've left the electric blanket on...!"

'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'

Souvenirs of the Arctic.