Musical Passionist Pillows

I love my clarinet

Canine Companion

Johnny Winter.

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Burning love

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

Alexander Blok

Horace

'The woodpecker is extra.'

Pizza By The Slice

James Ward-Prowse

Vincent Discovers Impasto

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."

'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'

"Tell me I didn't marry a brine snob."

"I spilled my last drop of 'Eau de Passion'! Fragrance really does affect your mood!"

Chutney

The Bed Treatment

Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements.

Rugby

"Would you prefer smoking or non smoking?"

"Sex, sex, sex, that's all you think about...thank God!"

"I had to get out of bed to go to sleep!"

"There's more to life than just ticking boxes!"

It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.

"Say, Jigsaw, what have you got there?"

'Okay, I was wrong - he's NOT just as afraid of us as we are of him.'