Polar Passionista Gifts

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'California: Here I come!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Alexander Blok

Horace

Polar Bear Play.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'The woodpecker is extra.'

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

Pizza By The Slice

"I think it's called a puddle."

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

Eskimo finds directions board.

James Ward-Prowse

'Still Snow!'

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

"This is the North Pole. You want the South Pole."

"Must've left the electric blanket on...!"

'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'

"I spilled my last drop of 'Eau de Passion'! Fragrance really does affect your mood!"

"Tell me I didn't marry a brine snob."