'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'
Passionista Gifts
Looking for a gift that truly celebrates a passionista? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt products that honor their creative flair and zest for life. From mugs to prints, these gifts are crafted to inspire and delight anyone whose passion fuels their soul.
Canine Companion
"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."
In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.
A woman in a purple gown playing the piano
"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"
'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'
'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'
Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.
"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."
'The woodpecker is extra.'
Alexander Blok
Horace
"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."
Pizza By The Slice
James Ward-Prowse
Vincent Discovers Impasto
"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."
"I spilled my last drop of 'Eau de Passion'! Fragrance really does affect your mood!"
"Tell me I didn't marry a brine snob."
The Bed Treatment
I love my clarinet
A duck on postage stamp.
Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements.
"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."
It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.
"There's more to life than just ticking boxes!"
'Okay, I was wrong - he's NOT just as afraid of us as we are of him.'
"Say, Jigsaw, what have you got there?"
Passionista Gifts Collection
Passionista Mugs
Explore our collection of passionista mugs—perfect for adding a spark to their morning routine with designs that celebrate creative souls.
Passionista Pillows
Find pillows that inspire and energize—perfect for passionistas who want their living space to reflect their vibrant personality.
Passionista Prints
Browse our inspiring prints designed for passionistas—bring their creative energy into your home or gift space with eye-catching artwork.
Passionista T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that embody the passionista spirit—bold, witty, and full of creative energy, making every day more expressive.