Piano Passionist Gifts

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Johnny Winter.

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Burning love

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Thank you, Sir."

Around the piano

Elton John

"You're welcome."

Little Richard

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Camille Saint-Saens

Franz Liszt.

Ludwig von Beethoven

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Alicia Keys

Pianist.

Sleeping musician

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

The battle of the pianos.

Boring Pianist

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

Romantic Serenade