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The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Johnny Winter.

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Burning love

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Thank you, Sir."

"You're welcome."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Around the piano

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Camille Saint-Saens

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Franz Liszt.

Ludwig von Beethoven

Pianist.

The battle of the pianos.

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

The Tyranny of Talent

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Aleksandr Skiabin

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Romantic Serenade

Sleeping musician

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...