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Alexander Blok

Horace

Canine Companion

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Pottery Slam

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Seamus Heaney.

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

Descent to the Last Circle - Antaeus (The Divine Comedy).

'The woodpecker is extra.'

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer."

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

James Ward-Prowse

Vincent Discovers Impasto

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'

"I spilled my last drop of 'Eau de Passion'! Fragrance really does affect your mood!"

"Tell me I didn't marry a brine snob."

The Bed Treatment

I love my clarinet

Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements.

"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

"There's more to life than just ticking boxes!"

"I like walks in the rain, old barns, and Edna St. Vincent Millay. Does that ring any bells?"

'Okay, I was wrong - he's NOT just as afraid of us as we are of him.'