Painting Passionist T-Shirts

Vincent Discovers Impasto

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Canine Companion

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

A Christmas tree self portrait

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Maurice Ravel.

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

Sleeping on the Job

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

"Quit moving"

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Artist painting a dancer.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

The Scream Painting

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

"Pfft. Derivative."

Great Painting

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

artist painting portrait

Copycat.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Gustave Courbet

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"