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Impassioned by art.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

A Christmas tree self portrait

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

Pottery Slam

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

Alberto Giacometti.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Artist painting a dancer.

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'You never smile at me like that!'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Oh, so the big famous painter doesn't have time to visit his mother and paint her portrait, is that it?"