Proud Painter T-Shirts

"My mum won a prize at the agricultural show too! Her painting got first prize for landscape painting in the arts and crafts division..."

Award Winning Gardener

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

A Christmas tree self portrait

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Hazards of mouse painting

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

Eugene Delacroix

"The last doggy bag."

Alberto Giacometti.

Two New Paintbrushes

'Beret Night at the Museum'

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Yes, but is it art?"

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'