Proud Painter Pillows

"My mum won a prize at the agricultural show too! Her painting got first prize for landscape painting in the arts and crafts division..."

Award Winning Gardener

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

A Christmas tree self portrait

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

A Night In the Art Gallery

Eugene Delacroix

Alberto Giacometti.

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"Yes, but is it art?"

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"The last doggy bag."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'You never smile at me like that!'

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'