Passionate Painter Pillows

"Pfft. Derivative."

Blind Musician/Deaf Artist

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Hazards of mouse painting

A Christmas tree self portrait

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

"The last doggy bag."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Eugene Delacroix

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Alberto Giacometti.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Sleeping on the Job

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"