Passionate Painter Gifts

"Pfft. Derivative."

Blind Musician/Deaf Artist

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Hazards of mouse painting

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

A Christmas tree self portrait

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

Eugene Delacroix

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

Alberto Giacometti.

A Night In the Art Gallery

Two New Paintbrushes

"The last doggy bag."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Sleeping on the Job

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'