Painting Devotee Gifts

Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

A Christmas tree self portrait

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

A Night In the Art Gallery

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"The last doggy bag."

Alberto Giacometti.

Eugene Delacroix

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 5)