Wall Art Devotee Gifts

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Texturing the Walls

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Brickie's Mate

Graffiti Forever!

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Here's the weak point."

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Cave Wallpaper

Doctor with a variety of certificates on the wall featuring popular phrases used by doctors.

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Artist and Nature

People admire a freshly painted wall

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

Artist Paints Sale

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'