Installation Art Devotee Gifts

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Convenience.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"I love every single one of these."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Artist and Nature

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Museum.

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect you to get it."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Artist Paints Sale

Know Your Leaves

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

'Tracey Eminem'

"Throw it, throw it!"

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

We thought Jay was dedicated, turns out he likes it!

"I know Beth from the days when 'Christina's World' was up where the Klimt is now."

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

Low budget Christo copycats.

Clipart.

Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.