Installation Art Supporter Gifts

Young British Artists exhibition - "And this magnificent piece is by Tim Noble, and that bird he hangs around with."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Convenience.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

The Land Before Mimes.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

"I love every single one of these."

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

Leaning tower of Pisa.

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Museum.

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect you to get it."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Poor turnout, Please help.

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

"The department has run out of money..."

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

'Tracey Eminem'

"Nude descending your tie."

God Rules OK.

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

Musée d'Art Moderne

Football prayers.

'It says, 'Like many of the greats, he was a brilliant self-publicist.'

O'Keefe.

Low budget Christo copycats.

Man steps off ledge of high-rise, walks on roofs of buildings.

"...This is an installation called 'this is our christmas tree!"

Homeless Artists Discuss Artistic Strategy.

Vandalism Sucks.

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."