Traditional Art Supporter Gifts

Musée d'Art Moderne

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

'It's a selfie.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'Supporting the arts'

Artist and Nature

Leaning tower of Pisa.

Man in a modern art gallery, stopped at window.

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

With Friends Like These

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

"The department has run out of money..."

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Modern Art

Indian snake charmer at cricket match.

Man steps off ledge of high-rise, walks on roofs of buildings.

Clipart.

'Well to be quite frank, I'm disappointed.'

Young British Artists exhibition - "And this magnificent piece is by Tim Noble, and that bird he hangs around with."

I can't believe Randy works at a male strip club. I feel weird. I drank too much. You did not. You've had two drinks. Don't be a whiner. I think I love Rudy. Step away from the bottle, lush! I'm afraid.

Al, I've heard that art is a cruel mistress. Is that true? Yes, unfortunately it is the only kind of mistress I can get.

'Music Lesson, Please Help.'

Thinker

"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."