Traditional Performance Supporter Gifts

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Leonore from Fidelio

Ta Da!...

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Simultaneous translation.

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

A Sweeping Reform.

The dance routine worked better in rehearsals without the hot lights.

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

Corona and the Arts

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

Battledore and shuttlecock.

Musée d'Art Moderne

"You may feel a slight twinge..."

Please Invest Generously

'Inflation hits Saint Thomas's'

"You can offer a pledge, but not IOU's."

A Huge Bill Awaits You.