Stage Supporter Gifts

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Bravo!"

Applause

Stephen Fry

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Mensa Does Improv

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Ta Da!...

Leonore from Fidelio

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

TV stage door

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Performance In The Bedroom