Stage Supporter Pillows

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Applause

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Mensa Does Improv

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Ta Da!...

Leonore from Fidelio

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

TV stage door

Performance In The Bedroom

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'