Traditional Performance Aficionados Gifts

"His act has never been the same since his wife started using the basket for her laundry."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Shavuot - Like!

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Covid Masks

Bismark Ballet School

Intramission

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

Wassailing!

Can-Can Dancer

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.

Three Little Maids from school

Theatre refreshments

"Trevor works from home these days."

Morris Men Behaving Badly

Hakagram.

'Ours is traditional company, so no thinking outside the box.'

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

Shepherd