Traditional Arts Appreciator Gifts

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Berta screams out!

Artist on the Beach

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Coot on a jetty

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Best Cartoons From Abroad 'Were they all drawn by the same woman?'

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.