Traditional Artist Gifts

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

'I don't think much of this paintball'

Modern Art

'Well to be quite frank, I'm disappointed.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

BLESS YOU

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Luddite Zoom.

'It's a selfie.'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''