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Young British Artists exhibition - "And this magnificent piece is by Tim Noble, and that bird he hangs around with."

Convenience.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

The Land Before Mimes.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"I love every single one of these."

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

Leaning tower of Pisa.

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Museum.

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect you to get it."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Poor turnout, Please help.

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

"The department has run out of money..."

'Tracey Eminem'

"Nude descending your tie."

God Rules OK.

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

Football prayers.

'It says, 'Like many of the greats, he was a brilliant self-publicist.'

O'Keefe.

Low budget Christo copycats.

Musée d'Art Moderne

"...This is an installation called 'this is our christmas tree!"

Homeless Artists Discuss Artistic Strategy.

Vandalism Sucks.

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

'Music Lesson, Please Help.'