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'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Misunderstood artist

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Convenience.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"It's called 'Sold'."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Free Artist with Each Purchase

"I detect an accent – money?"

Less is more.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

The Battle of the Pictures.