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'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Misunderstood artist

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Convenience.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"It's called 'Sold'."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"I detect an accent – money?"

Free Artist with Each Purchase

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Artists at an Exhibition

The Battle of the Pictures.

Less is more.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

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