Art Dealer T-Shirts

Celebrate an art dealer's passion with a clever, art-inspired t-shirt. Perfect for casual days at gallery openings or relaxed evenings.

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'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?' mockup

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

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"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"

"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?" mockup

"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"

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"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!" mockup

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

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'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!' mockup

'Brilliant! I love it! I'll give you ?25,000!'

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"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

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'Gentlemen,these are all Chinese fakes.'

'Gentlemen,these are all Chinese fakes.' mockup

'Gentlemen,these are all Chinese fakes.'

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'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.' mockup

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

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'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'

'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.' mockup

'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'

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Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round! mockup

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

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"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that." mockup

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

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"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five." mockup

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

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Sale

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'It's fabulous! I'll give you ?25,000 for it!'

'It's fabulous! I'll give you ?25,000 for it!' mockup

'It's fabulous! I'll give you ?25,000 for it!'

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'Beautiful. But will it quadruple in value the next ten years?'

'Beautiful. But will it quadruple in value the next ten years?' mockup

'Beautiful. But will it quadruple in value the next ten years?'

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Modern Art - 'Bull' graph going up / 'Bear' graph going down

Modern Art - 'Bull' graph going up / 'Bear' graph going down mockup

Modern Art - 'Bull' graph going up / 'Bear' graph going down

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"I like it."

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On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

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