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Larry's used art

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Misunderstood artist

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Monet in the '90s.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Less is more.

Free Artist with Each Purchase

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

Landscape Artists

Artists at an Exhibition