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Larry's used art

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Misunderstood artist

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Monet in the '90s.

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

Painter's Duel.

Free Artist with Each Purchase

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Landscape Artists

Less is more.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'