Fine Art T-Shirts

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Focused art lover.

The Viewer Is Invited To Complete The Colour Harmony By The Addition Of A Red 'Sold' Sticker.

Masterpiece?

"Ignore him George, the man is a complete Philistine."

Brush With Death

The self-portrait.

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Copycat.

'... And you say that you used to model for L. S. Lowry?'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Painter's Duel.

"Hey, great death!"

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

How Art Works.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Pavement artist.

"And these are my ancestors, Sir Cecil the Chicken-Hearted and Sir Stanley the Stinky...we don't talk about them a lot!"

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

Landscape Artists

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"The bidding will start at $3 million ..."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

At the Museum

'C'mon get it straight.'

Great Chinese Dynasties