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Old Rope

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

The Museum Of Grant-Free Art

"Well, here's your trouble, right here. You're not getting enough greens in."

Appreciating Sculpture

"And sometimes, as in this work, the subject matter dictates a triptych format."

Pavement artist.

How Art Works.

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

The Artist

International Women's Day.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'