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New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Sculpting a Woman's Backside

The Art Student.

Venus de milo

"I'm a street artist."

Scandalous Plays

The Infant Prodigy - Experiencing The Arts

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Executive MFA

The Piranesi Mall

Henry Moore

The Rape of Europa

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

At the Museum

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

International Women's Day

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist