Fine Arts Gifts

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Sculpting a Woman's Backside

The Art Student.

Venus de milo

The Son of Man Vol. 2

"I'm a street artist."

Frida Kahlo

Scandalous Plays

The Infant Prodigy - Experiencing The Arts

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Executive MFA

The Piranesi Mall

Henry Moore

The Rape of Europa

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

At the Museum

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!