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"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Nice jump, Sergei."

Back to school.

Tragedy. Comedy. Booking Fee.

Budget Cuts Guillotine: Next!

'Supporting the arts'

"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"Why is the arts budget always the first thing to be cut, when you know damn well it's the only thing that separates us from the monkeys?"

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Watch with Mahler.

Lucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Pevsner Cell Block H.

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

Return the Elgin marbles to Elgin!

Masquerade

Music in the Schools

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

'I hate to say it - but, my cat could do better.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'I have nothing against the Arts, son, but you're a shark and practicing law is in your blood.'

Poor turnout, Please help.

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

'Around here we don't use 'dance' as a noun.'

Auditorium Seats. Orchestra $50.00. Mezzanine $35.00. Balcony $20.00. Programs $1.00. I'll sit on a program, please.