Arts T-Shirts

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Nice jump, Sergei."

Tragedy. Comedy. Booking Fee.

'Supporting the arts'

Budget Cuts Guillotine: Next!

"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"Why is the arts budget always the first thing to be cut, when you know damn well it's the only thing that separates us from the monkeys?"

Watch with Mahler.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

Music in the Schools

Poor turnout, Please help.

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

'I hate to say it - but, my cat could do better.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'I have nothing against the Arts, son, but you're a shark and practicing law is in your blood.'

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

Pevsner Cell Block H.

Masquerade

Return the Elgin marbles to Elgin!

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Lucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.

"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."

Mister Behan.

'Around here we don't use 'dance' as a noun.'

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Emergency Hipster Beard