Visual Arts T-Shirts

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Opticians - "The business recovery plan from our accountants - make the sign bigger."

Designer Eye Tests - "Times new Roman, Garamond, Courier, Comic Sans, and Arial."

Teenage Vegetables

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"Action! And this time believe!"

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Dog'e eye test.

Closing Laugh Optician

Bicycle Pie Chart

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Water scarcity

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'Sorry, I have a picture of a car on the other side.'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

Fat man with small umbrella, thin man with large umbrella.

'I believe 10% of men are bald.' - 'Yes the 10% is this bit on top of the head.'

The Cremaster Cycle

'Great visual support.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Normal Rockwell - US painter/illustrator.

Imagine

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Caricatures $20"

'U still owe me nine hundred dollars'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Man crouches over to read plaque.