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M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

David Cameron

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

At the Museum

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

International Women's Day

Madonna of the Pukes.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Artist

"Cat box"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Robert Fripp

My First Camera