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M. C. Escher's Gerbils

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

"Escher?"

'So!'

Snowflake Design Dept. Making every snowflake unique is too hard --- Couldn't we just issue limited editions?

'First the food news: thanks to a new graphic artist, our highs and lows have been replaced curlicues.'

'I have a freind who not only uses bad grammir but he can't spel. . . he are a cartoonist.'

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

Ron Searle

"How about a different font?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Madonna of the Pukes.