Graphic Artist Gifts

M. C. Escher's Gerbils

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

"Escher?"

'So!'

'First the food news: thanks to a new graphic artist, our highs and lows have been replaced curlicues.'

'I have a freind who not only uses bad grammir but he can't spel. . . he are a cartoonist.'

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

Ron Searle

"How about a different font?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"