Graphic Art Gifts

M. C. Escher's Gerbils

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Don't Kill Yourself, Kill a Jerk

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Leon Trotsky

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

At the Museum

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

International Women's Day

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Cat box"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Artist

Can You Spot the Differences?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."