Graphic Design Gifts

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Italica

'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"My presentation was poorly researched and generally incorrect, but the high-tech graphics blew 'em away."

OK, we do the annual report as a graphic novel, but only if I don't have to read it.'

Man about to empty his tray into a bin labelled: 'Feedback'.

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Designer Eye Tests - "Times new Roman, Garamond, Courier, Comic Sans, and Arial."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'We've re-branded.'

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'WHOA!! Look at the colours of the sky and how the sun lights up the clouds! Mother Nature has got fantastic graphic software!'

New Year's Resolution.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

"Perfect. Kate and Eli are suckers for bold graphics."

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'We need to mask the lack of substance in the presentation with fancy graphics and animations...'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Monk on PC.

Capitalist Bastard

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Graphic Design School: No logo - Please help.

"Whoa! Check out the kerning on that!"

Graphic Designer

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"Thanks for getting these printed--but couldn't you think of a snappier slogan?"

Printers