Graphic Designer Gifts

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Italica

"Them's fighting words."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Cutting corners can cost money.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

Copycats

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Well, we'll out-recycle them. We'll use paper made from vegetable products, and soy based ink, so after reading the magazine it could then be boiled,mashed and eaten.'

'Your resume is certainly memorable. You used a different font for every other word you wrote.'

"My presentation was poorly researched and generally incorrect, but the high-tech graphics blew 'em away."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

1080P New Year's Resolution

OK, we do the annual report as a graphic novel, but only if I don't have to read it.'

Og invents the colorwheel

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Designer Eye Tests - "Times new Roman, Garamond, Courier, Comic Sans, and Arial."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Coat of Arms

Infographics: the early years.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

New Year's Resolution.

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'WHOA!! Look at the colours of the sky and how the sun lights up the clouds! Mother Nature has got fantastic graphic software!'

'Do it write the first time.'

"Scotch."