Graphic Films Gifts

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Horror movies

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

No-Work Orange

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Comedy Cafe

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Stand-up Romcom

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

If nobody had invented graphics

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."