Graphic Films Gifts

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Horror movies

No-Work Orange

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Comedy Cafe

Stand-up Romcom

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

If nobody had invented graphics

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."