Graphic Humor Gifts

Methods of smoking salmon not approved of by the FDA.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Trump

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Pushy Dog

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Senseless clowning around

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

Bolting your Food.

Cautious photojournalist.

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

Dunkie Biscuit Co - Will you stop saying that's the way the cookie crumbles?

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

Banana Ballet