Graph Humor Lover Gifts

Dunkie Biscuit Co - Will you stop saying that's the way the cookie crumbles?

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Pushy Dog

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Pet Cemetery.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"Caricatures $20"

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"That was a rumor day."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Sharp Eyes

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Consumption Graph.

Advent Calender.

"That's still too high"

Never forget the magic asterisk...

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Economic Prosperity

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'