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Dunkie Biscuit Co - Will you stop saying that's the way the cookie crumbles?

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Pushy Dog

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"That was a rumor day."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Sharp Eyes

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Consumption Graph.

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

Advent Calender.

Economic Prosperity

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Never forget the magic asterisk...

"That's still too high"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."