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Ski School.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Sign Reform

Sales.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Graph to find your IQ

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Lost

"That was a rumor day."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

Consumption Graph.

National Park Map